Stormin 9,981 #1 Posted October 19, 2021 Women notice the things you don't want them to. Like the extra tractor or two. Had some electrical trouble with my car Thursday. Garage took it away Friday and I got it back yesterday afternoon with a new starter motor fitted. This morning as I was about to go to Carlisle, SWMBO said, "Call in the garage to see if your cars ready". WHAT?? I replied ever so nicely, "What's that standing outside?" "And what did we go out in last night?" 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,497 #2 Posted October 19, 2021 I hate to admit it but I'd do the same as her..... Me and my memory..... 😂😂😂😂😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 41,118 #3 Posted October 19, 2021 Dawn went to paint my son's bedroom with one of those Wagner paint stick rollers. She hates directions. So she's trying to use it and the roller isn't rolling too good. She looks at the instructions and they are in French. So she watches a YT video. Can't figure it out. Finally she notices wound up in the roller are the English instructions. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elcamino/wheelhorse 9,297 #4 Posted October 19, 2021 Norm be careful you may end up sleeping with the pooch. You know SWMBOs never forget any thing. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpinnc 12,048 #5 Posted October 20, 2021 Women forgive, but they NEVER forget! And forgive has different meanings for different... Days! Minutes! Seconds! Let's face it fellas, they are so different from us that they could be classified as a completely different species! 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crickets 4 #6 Posted October 20, 2021 I second that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
19richie66 17,508 #7 Posted October 20, 2021 I would never call my wife a “species” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,497 #8 Posted October 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, 19richie66 said: I would never call my wife a “species” I would call BBT that. Folks say I have an insane sense of adventure.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpinnc 12,048 #9 Posted October 20, 2021 24 minutes ago, 19richie66 said: I would never call my wife a “species” Me neither, but she doesn't ever look here. ...She is sitting next to me, but not heavily monitoring my online activity at the moment! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy11 5,714 #10 Posted October 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, kpinnc said: She is sitting next to me, but not heavily monitoring my online activity at the moment! 👈 Maybe the BLONDE will get her attention??? Don 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,497 #11 Posted October 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, kpinnc said: Me neither, but she doesn't ever look here. ...She is sitting next to me, but not heavily monitoring my online activity at the moment! Tell her the nice Large Bear in the mountains of Maine said hello. Then ask her if she would mind being called a species. Report back with your findings maybe, after you wake up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy11 5,714 #12 Posted October 20, 2021 I am laughing WAY too hard... Don 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpinnc 12,048 #13 Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) Made me tilt my dang phone! Gotta be careful. My wife is a helluva good shot- rifle, shotgun, and pistol. Gonna make me go hide in the bathroom.... Edited October 20, 2021 by kpinnc 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpinnc 12,048 #14 Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, ebinmaine said: Report back with your findings maybe, after you wake up? You must be the nice big CRAZY bear... I talk smack with the best of them- to myself... Edited October 20, 2021 by kpinnc 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,497 #15 Posted October 20, 2021 Just now, kpinnc said: You must be the nice big CRAZY bear... I have in fact, been called that. Many many times. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy11 5,714 #16 Posted October 20, 2021 Just now, ebinmaine said: I have in fact, been called that. Many many times. Oh, I simply cannot believe that... Eb...? Don 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy11 5,714 #17 Posted October 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, kpinnc said: Gotta be careful. My wife is a helluva good shot- rifle, shotgun, and pistol. Not only that... but butchering the words of a song here.. Might end up getting some sugar in a wheel horse... can't even mow your lawn... Don Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpinnc 12,048 #18 Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Snoopy11 said: Might end up getting some sugar in a wheel horse... can't even mow your lawn... Oh my, that would suck! But she isn't one to damage property. She would go direct to said offender's noggin! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy11 5,714 #19 Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, kpinnc said: She would go direct to said offender's noggin! Don 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy11 5,714 #20 Posted October 20, 2021 13 hours ago, kpinnc said: forgive has different meanings for different... Days! Minutes! Seconds! weeks, months, years... Don 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,497 #21 Posted October 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Snoopy11 said: Mom? Mom, is that you?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy11 5,714 #22 Posted October 20, 2021 48 minutes ago, 19richie66 said: I would never call my wife a “species” My neighbor's wife... IS a "species..." Don Share this post Link to post Share on other sites