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ebinmaine

The guy in my profile pic.....

 

 

 

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Okay well maybe I would have cleared a little bit more than that jamoke. 

 

Good share Mick. Good share.

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JoeM
43 minutes ago, Mickwhitt said:

Can you come up with a better

Pretty good one Mick......but you know over here lazy is a disability?

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ebinmaine
2 minutes ago, JoeM said:

Pretty good one Mick......but you know over here lazy is a disability?

I keep telling The Paint Department I'm going to file for that but she just tells me to get my bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep out of bed and go to work...

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The Tuul Crib
33 minutes ago, JoeM said:

....but you know over here lazy is a disability?

I thought that was only here in the mid south!!

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little red riding horse

Drive past a loch to and from work (very quite country rd ) driving home see a guy had parked up, no one else with him and was stood in the middle (loch frozen over ) chatting on his phone... if he had gone through it would of been good night Vienna , could of been hrs before another vehicle came along... there are no words 

Going back to your picture of the car, i see drivers  almost everyday driving along with a 6" square in the windscreen to try and look through the frost , crazy and lazy.... fair play to the coppers for doing him :handgestures-thumbup:

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Stormin

Not just windscreens that don't get cleared. How often due you see the side windows and door mirrors frozen as well? It's amazing how many Richard (Dick to his friends) Head's are about.

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squonk

I feel better after reading this. :occasion-snowman:

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little red riding horse
2 minutes ago, squonk said:

I feel better after reading this. :occasion-snowman:

 

Knowing your not the only one driving while looking through a 4" square ? :laughing-rofl:

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squonk

I had my share of dumb blunders this week! :angry-tappingfoot:

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ebinmaine
1 minute ago, squonk said:

I had my share of dumb blunders this week! :angry-tappingfoot:

No worries Mike.

I tell people quite often I'm a human being and I have not yet perfected making mistakes so I practice almost daily. 

 

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squonk

I don't need the practice.

 

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little red riding horse

I changed the plug on the honda tue so i could have a rip around the plot in the snow, could not get it running, after a sleepless night racking my brain cell went out into garage yesterday to find i had not put the plug cap back on :eusa-doh: 

 

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Stormin

Bit chilly up there, Phil? Heard -23C last night. :occasion-snowman:

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Jeff-C175
8 minutes ago, little red riding horse said:

to find i had not put the plug cap back on

 

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little red riding horse

Jeffin freezin Norm ! had snow here since boxing day .... luckily ive got the week off so out of the shorts this week.... will be back in them monday though ! 

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little red riding horse
2 minutes ago, Jeff-C175 said:

 

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Yeah thanks man lol !

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Pullstart

I’m glad there are no pictures and stories about me here before I read it!

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Jeff-C175

I actually saw a Karen in a Volvo driving with a porthole the other day.  Funniest part is that four cars behind her was a patrol cop ... oblivious to the fact.

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Stormin

No doubt can be arranged, Kevin. :ph34r:

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ebinmaine
4 minutes ago, Jeff-C175 said:

I actually saw a Karen in a Volvo driving with a porthole the other day

Sounds like lyrics to the newest punk/pop hit.....

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Pullstart
5 minutes ago, Stormin said:

No doubt can be arranged, Kevin. :ph34r:


thanks!

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Jeff-C175
4 minutes ago, ebinmaine said:

Sounds like lyrics to the newest punk/pop hit.....

 

You heard it first here on the Square!

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ebinmaine
3 minutes ago, Jeff-C175 said:

 

You heard it first here on the Square!

Now we just need a few more lines and a ketchy beat...

Should be easy. 

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Mickwhitt

I was once on pedal cycle patrol in sheffield, full police mountain bike uniform, the works. 

Came across a Karen sitting in a queue of traffic chatting away on her mobile. (Points on your licence and a fine).

I tapped on the window, which came down a couple of inches and was rewarded with "can't you see I'm on the phone?"

I pulled my bike in front of her, stopping all the traffic while the conversation continued: "Can't you see I'm a policeman?"

It was the nicest ticket I've written in a long time and six points really made her smart. 

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