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This dude’s so smart!

 

 

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rjg854

she who must be obeyed

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Pullstart
26 minutes ago, rmaynard said:

I guess I'm just an old guy, but what is a SWMBO? :scratchead:

 

 

 

 

Never mind. I had to look it up in "Text Talk for Dummies"


A believe it was brought to this forum by @Stormin?  I have to say it in my head to keep the letters in order :handgestures-thumbupright:

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ebinmaine
16 minutes ago, pullstart said:


A believe it was brought to this forum by @Stormin?  I have to say it in my head to keep the letters in order :handgestures-thumbupright:

Me too

 

 

 

I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am that I don't have to live that kind of life...

"I yam who I yam and that's all that I yam".   ~Popeye the Sailor Man. 

 

 

Excellent video.

 

 

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rmaynard
34 minutes ago, ebinmaine said:

I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am that I don't have to live that kind of life...

:text-yeahthat:

If you need a script to know how to talk to your wife or girlfriend, you are in sad shape and need to run away quickly.

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lynnmor
2 hours ago, rmaynard said:

I guess I'm just an old guy, but what is a SWMBO? :scratchead:

 

Never mind. I had to look it up in "Text Talk for Dummies"

 

Don't look up BBT, you would have to select from too many definitions.

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rmaynard
4 minutes ago, lynnmor said:

 

Don't look up BBT, you would have to select from too many definitions.

Haha. BBT is the name of my bank. Branch Bank & Trust.

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ebinmaine
4 minutes ago, lynnmor said:

 

Don't look up BBT, you would have to select from too many definitions.

:ROTF:

 

 

Now that's just funny right there. 

 

Just as a point of clarification for those that don't know....

 

Black Belt Trina. 

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rmaynard
1 minute ago, ebinmaine said:

Black Belt Trina. 

 

Run away, run away.

:laughing-rolling:

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WHX??
1 hour ago, rmaynard said:

you are in sad shape and need to run away quickly.

'Cause she just found out about that new to horse and she's got a frying pan out.... :angry-tappingfoot:

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Stormin
6 hours ago, ebinmaine said:

Black Belt Trina. 

 

 And here's me been thinking it meant Best Buddy Trina all this time. :rolleyes:

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Handy Don
8 hours ago, pullstart said:

A believe it was brought to this forum by @Stormin?

Was a phrase used by the barrister main character in a UK television program called "Rumpole at the Bailey" to refer to his spouse. (Barristers can try cases in court; solicitors cannot.) She was actually a very nice character!

 

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ebinmaine
38 minutes ago, Stormin said:

 

 And here's me been thinking it meant Best Buddy Trina all this time. :rolleyes:

That fits quite well too

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DennisThornton

I listen to the whole thing.  Obviously I have room for improvement.  Hard sometimes...

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ebinmaine

I NEED HELP !!

 

I just heard these words from the other room:

"Trash is full". 

 

 

WHAT DO I DO NOW??????

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DennisThornton
15 hours ago, ebinmaine said:

I NEED HELP !!

 

I just heard these words from the other room:

"Trash is full". 

 

 

WHAT DO I DO NOW??????

I want to help!  I really do!  But I don't know quite how to respond!  More info is needed!

Empty the trash?  Or run as fast as you can! 

Knowing what I know about you and what you have shared about Trina, I'd suggest a trip with the trash can and then some self reflectance, how could you let this happen!  And how to prevent this from ever happening again!

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ebinmaine
9 minutes ago, DennisThornton said:

suggest a trip with the trash can

REALLY??!!??

 

I was figuring to wait and see if we have a trash fairy???

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rayshorses

This is a fun topic. I tell people that guys are like dogs and girls are like cats. some are cuddly some are mean and the rest tolerate us. I gave up being a stubborn dog and now i try to please my kitten. Happy wife , happy life.

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WHX??

Well said Ray:handgestures-thumbupright:

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JoeM
13 hours ago, rayshorses said:

guys are like dogs

I consider myself house broke!

 

The first 20 years......I learned. The second 20 years.....I used what I learned!

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Pullstart
14 hours ago, rayshorses said:

This is a fun topic. I tell people that guys are like dogs and girls are like cats. some are cuddly some are mean and the rest tolerate us. I gave up being a stubborn dog and now i try to please my kitten. Happy wife , happy life.

 

13 hours ago, WHX24 said:

Well said Ray:handgestures-thumbupright:


 

CINDAAAAAAYYY!

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rjg854

There's only three phrases that you need to know to please a woman.

Yes dear.

I'm sorry. 

I love you.

These will cover all situations.

And at times can and should be used together.

:occasion-xmas:

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ebinmaine
31 minutes ago, rjg854 said:

Yes dear.

I'm sorry. 

I love you.

I next to never use the first one.

 

The middle one I only ever use if I actually DID do the wrong thing and I am ACTUALLY sorry for it.  

I don't appease anyone for anything. 

 

 

I might say the third one even a little bit too often but I mean it deeply every single time. ❤️

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Stormin

Being a bit deaf I don't always catch what my other half says. I nod and say, "Yes dear", and hope I've got it right. :handgestures-fingerscrossed:

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