Pullstart 62,922 #1 Posted February 4, 2021 This dude’s so smart! 4 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,519 #2 Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) I guess I'm just an old guy, but what is a SWMBO? Never mind. I had to look it up in "Text Talk for Dummies" Edited February 4, 2021 by rmaynard 2 1 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rjg854 11,389 #3 Posted February 4, 2021 she who must be obeyed 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pullstart 62,922 #4 Posted February 4, 2021 26 minutes ago, rmaynard said: I guess I'm just an old guy, but what is a SWMBO? Never mind. I had to look it up in "Text Talk for Dummies" A believe it was brought to this forum by @Stormin? I have to say it in my head to keep the letters in order 1 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #5 Posted February 4, 2021 16 minutes ago, pullstart said: A believe it was brought to this forum by @Stormin? I have to say it in my head to keep the letters in order Me too I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am that I don't have to live that kind of life... "I yam who I yam and that's all that I yam". ~Popeye the Sailor Man. Excellent video. 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,519 #6 Posted February 4, 2021 34 minutes ago, ebinmaine said: I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am that I don't have to live that kind of life... If you need a script to know how to talk to your wife or girlfriend, you are in sad shape and need to run away quickly. 7 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lynnmor 7,315 #7 Posted February 4, 2021 2 hours ago, rmaynard said: I guess I'm just an old guy, but what is a SWMBO? Never mind. I had to look it up in "Text Talk for Dummies" Don't look up BBT, you would have to select from too many definitions. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,519 #8 Posted February 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, lynnmor said: Don't look up BBT, you would have to select from too many definitions. Haha. BBT is the name of my bank. Branch Bank & Trust. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #9 Posted February 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, lynnmor said: Don't look up BBT, you would have to select from too many definitions. Now that's just funny right there. Just as a point of clarification for those that don't know.... Black Belt Trina. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,519 #10 Posted February 4, 2021 1 minute ago, ebinmaine said: Black Belt Trina. Run away, run away. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 48,834 #11 Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, rmaynard said: you are in sad shape and need to run away quickly. 'Cause she just found out about that new to horse and she's got a frying pan out.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormin 9,981 #12 Posted February 4, 2021 6 hours ago, ebinmaine said: Black Belt Trina. And here's me been thinking it meant Best Buddy Trina all this time. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handy Don 12,244 #13 Posted February 4, 2021 8 hours ago, pullstart said: A believe it was brought to this forum by @Stormin? Was a phrase used by the barrister main character in a UK television program called "Rumpole at the Bailey" to refer to his spouse. (Barristers can try cases in court; solicitors cannot.) She was actually a very nice character! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #14 Posted February 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, Stormin said: And here's me been thinking it meant Best Buddy Trina all this time. That fits quite well too 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DennisThornton 4,769 #15 Posted February 4, 2021 I listen to the whole thing. Obviously I have room for improvement. Hard sometimes... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #16 Posted February 4, 2021 I NEED HELP !! I just heard these words from the other room: "Trash is full". WHAT DO I DO NOW?????? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DennisThornton 4,769 #17 Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) 15 hours ago, ebinmaine said: I NEED HELP !! I just heard these words from the other room: "Trash is full". WHAT DO I DO NOW?????? I want to help! I really do! But I don't know quite how to respond! More info is needed! Empty the trash? Or run as fast as you can! Knowing what I know about you and what you have shared about Trina, I'd suggest a trip with the trash can and then some self reflectance, how could you let this happen! And how to prevent this from ever happening again! Edited February 5, 2021 by DennisThornton 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #18 Posted February 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, DennisThornton said: suggest a trip with the trash can REALLY??!!?? I was figuring to wait and see if we have a trash fairy??? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rayshorses 102 #19 Posted February 4, 2021 This is a fun topic. I tell people that guys are like dogs and girls are like cats. some are cuddly some are mean and the rest tolerate us. I gave up being a stubborn dog and now i try to please my kitten. Happy wife , happy life. 2 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 48,834 #20 Posted February 5, 2021 Well said Ray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeM 7,874 #21 Posted February 5, 2021 13 hours ago, rayshorses said: guys are like dogs I consider myself house broke! The first 20 years......I learned. The second 20 years.....I used what I learned! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pullstart 62,922 #22 Posted February 5, 2021 14 hours ago, rayshorses said: This is a fun topic. I tell people that guys are like dogs and girls are like cats. some are cuddly some are mean and the rest tolerate us. I gave up being a stubborn dog and now i try to please my kitten. Happy wife , happy life. 13 hours ago, WHX24 said: Well said Ray CINDAAAAAAYYY! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rjg854 11,389 #23 Posted February 5, 2021 There's only three phrases that you need to know to please a woman. Yes dear. I'm sorry. I love you. These will cover all situations. And at times can and should be used together. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #24 Posted February 5, 2021 31 minutes ago, rjg854 said: Yes dear. I'm sorry. I love you. I next to never use the first one. The middle one I only ever use if I actually DID do the wrong thing and I am ACTUALLY sorry for it. I don't appease anyone for anything. I might say the third one even a little bit too often but I mean it deeply every single time. ❤️ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormin 9,981 #25 Posted February 6, 2021 Being a bit deaf I don't always catch what my other half says. I nod and say, "Yes dear", and hope I've got it right. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites