squonk 41,164 #1 Posted February 3, 2021 Went out to plow the results of Winter Storm Orlena. We got between 12-16" over night. I'm in the shower before I go out. My wife looks out the window and a woman is walking her Husky and they stop at my driveway in front of the garage. The dog is in the driveway up to it's fanny in snow. I come out of the shower and my wife tells me about the woman and her dog. I hike thru the snow and go over to where the dog was. YES THE DOG TOOK A DUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DRIVEWAY!!! AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN COVER IT!!!! I did scoop it up so it wouldn't go thru the blower! (I took a pic because I figured @WHX24 or @stevasaurus would think I was just making this up!) 1 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 25,606 #2 Posted February 3, 2021 Is her driveway within snow blower throw distance? Just thinking that you may wish to "spread" the joy back at her... 6 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldlineman 1,481 #3 Posted February 3, 2021 Yes takes all kinds sad but true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Kennell 38,249 #4 Posted February 3, 2021 21 minutes ago, SylvanLakeWH said: Is her driveway within snow blower throw distance? Just thinking that you may wish to "spread" the joy back at her... Naw, don't stink up the blower. There's a better remedy for ignorant. 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 25,606 #5 Posted February 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ed Kennell said: Naw, don't stink up the blower. There's a better remedy for ignorant. Full of Horse Poop...! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 22,767 #6 Posted February 3, 2021 I'd bag it and look for her to come by again...go out and tell her..."Here, you forgot this the other day." 4 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #8 Posted February 3, 2021 Bag it, tag it, and return it. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JCM 9,202 #9 Posted February 3, 2021 Don't forget the SASE if She finds a need to respond. 2 minutes ago, ebinmaine said: Bag it, tag it, and return it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormin 9,981 #10 Posted February 3, 2021 An ex-workmate had that problem. Same man and dog came past every morning. Dog not on a lead, onto his lawn and did it's business. It was mentioned to the dog owner two or three times, but to no avail. In the end my workmate bagged a weeks supply. Followed man and dog home and emptied bag on the house front door step. From that day on the dog was taken on another route for walkies. 3 4 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pullstart 62,922 #11 Posted February 3, 2021 Maybe you should go butt hole deep in front of her house and pop a squat... 1 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lynnmor 7,315 #12 Posted February 3, 2021 Years ago we were camped at Kentucky Horse Park in a large pop-up camper. Despite a huge dog walk area nearby a "lady" allowed her precious to dump right under my bed end. On the third day we had a just emptied pickle jar with plenty of juice, so the offensive material was put in there, yes pickled dog dung. That fine mixture was shaken and then found its way down the air slots in front of the windshield of a certain Suburban. 1 2 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 41,164 #13 Posted February 3, 2021 Don't know where she lives. Not on my street but most likely a block or 2 away. It will give me something to do this summer. Hop on the bike and ride around looking for a Husky I could feed it some Limburger! Hope it's a house dog! 1 1 1 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tractorhead 9,064 #14 Posted February 3, 2021 Can understand you annoy, but please keep in Mind, the Dog isn‘t responsible for the lost Attitude of his Lady. 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 41,164 #15 Posted February 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, Tractorhead said: Can understand you annoy, but please keep in Mind, the Dog isn‘t responsible for the lost Attitude of his Lady. Just hoping for some dog gas if it's an indoor dog! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tractorhead 9,064 #16 Posted February 3, 2021 If i see such an low Attitude, i get a plasticbag and Gloves, grabit and bind the filled with the pooh on the Doggyowners Windshield Wiper.. Take your time to Watch, That‘s Funny 😎 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 25,606 #17 Posted February 3, 2021 2 hours ago, pullstart said: Maybe you should go butt hole deep in front of her house and pop a squat... AGAIN with the visuals...!!! My eyes...my eyes... 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pullstart 62,922 #18 Posted February 4, 2021 54 minutes ago, SylvanLakeWH said: AGAIN with the visuals...!!! My eyes...my eyes... Everybody poops! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 55,329 #19 Posted February 4, 2021 4 hours ago, pullstart said: Maybe you should go butt hole deep in front of her house and pop a squat... Considering Mike's bad back and knees he might squat and not be able to get up fast enough for a quick getaway. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pullstart 62,922 #20 Posted February 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, 953 nut said: Considering Mike's bad back and knees he might squat and not be able to get up fast enough for a quick getaway. I’m sure he has a Life Alert necklace! 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #21 Posted February 4, 2021 52 minutes ago, pullstart said: I’m sure he has a Life Alert necklace! Oh wow. Ouch. @squonk you takin' that ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,132 #22 Posted February 4, 2021 You need a job! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClassicTractorProfessor 5,314 #23 Posted February 4, 2021 More and more every day I'm reminded why I love living out here at the farm, closest neighbor is about a mile and a half away. Only landmines I have to watch out for are the ones our own dog leaves, and she's pretty good about going in one spot behind the barn. Though a couple weeks ago we had a couple cows get out and one of them left a fresh patty right beside the propane tank. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 41,164 #24 Posted February 4, 2021 I have a job. Posting here! 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pullstart 62,922 #25 Posted February 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, AMC RULES said: You need a job! 1 minute ago, squonk said: I have a job. Posting here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
