WHX?? 48,834 #76 Posted November 13, 2020 1 minute ago, pullstart said: Hauling help is equal to first dibs. Example: when I picked up that 1045 for Ryan, I called 1st dibs. Hauled it 400+ miles total Stupid is as stupid does?!?!? He better have greased you some gas money! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #77 Posted November 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, WHX24 said: dibee (is that even a word ) I hereby declare that dibee is officially a recognized word in the language of tractor or machinery collecting, maintenance and operation. Heretofore, henceforth, and from now on, it's usage shall be considered appropriate, copacetic, and okie dokie. Exceptions will be accepted if a red tractor owner of any brand is making fun of, picking on, or correcting somebody who owns one of those green things with yellow wheels..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 25,606 #78 Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, ebinmaine said: I hereby declare that dibee is officially a recognized word in the language of tractor or machinery collecting, maintenance and operation. Heretofore, henceforth, and from now on, it's usage shall be considered appropriate, copacetic, and okie dokie. Exceptions will be accepted if a red tractor owner of any brand is making fun of, picking on, or correcting somebody who owns one of those green things with yellow wheels..... The Haiku Police concur and note, for the record, “dibee” is two syllables... not the French dibea (pronounced dib-ee-ae). The Haiku Police do not condone usage of any French at any time... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AHS 1,443 #79 Posted January 11, 2021 Rule number ??; if a Wheel Horse is under $100 for buying, you don’t have to tell your wife. 😀 3 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #80 Posted January 11, 2021 I recently had an experience wherein I missed on a tractor that was free by a few minutes. My female was seemingly just as disappointed as I was. I believe that should give me forward permission to get another tractor 2 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AHS 1,443 #81 Posted January 11, 2021 3 hours ago, ebinmaine said: I recently had an experience wherein I missed on a tractor that was free by a few minutes. My female was seemingly just as disappointed as I was. I believe that should give me forward permission to get another tractor Um... bingo!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ohiofarmer 3,276 #82 Posted January 12, 2021 On 1/11/2021 at 6:43 AM, AHS said: Rule number ??; if a Wheel Horse is under $100 for buying, you don’t have to tell your wife. 😀 Ummmmm. Is that $100 for buying or $100 including lying? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #83 Posted January 12, 2021 39 minutes ago, ohiofarmer said: Ummmmm. Is that $100 for buying or $100 including lying? Tough call right there. Lots of variables. Could be some fun answers in there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AHS 1,443 #84 Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, ebinmaine said: Tough call right there. Lots of variables. Could be some fun answers in there. No no, $50 for a 1968 Wheelhorse. She doesn’t even know about it!😎 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 48,834 #85 Posted January 13, 2021 (edited) Good one farmer ... new rule shall be amended as follows..... Telling the SWMBO, or other members, you paid alot less than what you actually paid for said tractor shall not be considered as lying but rather BSing. Depth of said BS shall be directly proportional to quality of said tractor and heft of frying pan and/or rolling pin and ribbing from said members that you overpaid. Edited January 13, 2021 by WHX24 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,695 #86 Posted January 13, 2021 20 minutes ago, WHX24 said: Good one farmer ... new rule shall be amended as follows..... Telling the SWMBO, or other members, you paid alot less than what you actually paid for said tractor shall not be considered as lying but rather BSing. Depth of said BS shall be directly proportional to quality of said tractor and heft of frying pan and/or rolling pin and ribbing from said members that you overpaid. I feel it's also important to point out that BS is the initials for Big Show and that means that it's automatically a good thing. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AHS 1,443 #87 Posted January 13, 2021 Remember I said that; selling a Wheelhorse for a lot more than you’ve got into it, that’s 50 bucks WELL spent!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ohiofarmer 3,276 #88 Posted January 14, 2021 It shall be perfectly acceptable to show up for date night with your wife smelling of rotten gasoline and/or or grease under your fingernails. It is also perfectly acceptable to slip out to the shop during holiday gatherings the moment politics or religion is discussed. There shall be no mention of a coincidence when you suggest to your wife that you miss your daughter and suddenly discover a tractor for sale once you arrive at her place. bonus points for finding another one on the way home. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 48,834 #89 Posted January 14, 2021 Your in your groove Farmer... keep rolling!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
