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Wheelhorse Wes

This Canadian fella up here loves the “rules” and comments 

Im getting a kick out of this

P.S wife says that the cub cadets are hers

I’m glad I’m following the rules and gave claim to all MY horses (minus daughters pink n purple, and my son put claim to the 61 401)


any rules for wife being blasphemy for not claiming a horse? Lol

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WHNJ701
5 minutes ago, ebinmaine said:

Once or twice a year I have a moment. 

 

Must be all that moxie soda

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ebinmaine
1 minute ago, jabelman said:

Must be all that moxie soda

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no

 

:no:

 

 

:snooty:

 

Nasty stuff. Horrific. Terrible. Also doesn't taste good. 

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WHX??
10 minutes ago, Wheelhorse Wes said:

 

P.S wife says that the cub cadets are her


any rules for wife being blasphemy for not claiming a horse? Lol

Wive's tractors that are not being of pure Pond blood are encouraged to be flipped first. 

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midpack
3 minutes ago, ebinmaine said:

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no

 

:no:

 

 

:snooty:

 

Nasty stuff. Horrific. Terrible. Also doesn't taste good. 

True dat!

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WHX??

All horses are required to be properly sheltered and fed non ethanol fuel. Exceptions will be made where non ethanol fuel is not available.

Tarps over said horses are acceptable providing A} I've run out of barn. B} Tarp is of adequate coverage to exclude UV tire rot, rain, snow or mice. Useage of cats is highly encouraged in this situation. 

 

Horse maintenance shall be IAW all applicable and appropriate manuals. 

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Sailman

It is perfectly acceptable and even encouraged to have a dedicated wheel horse for each individual task; one for just the mower, a different one for the push blade, another one with the 3 pt hitch for the plow and tilling attachments....

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Wife agrees.

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squonk

During normal working hours (I know nobody works) it will be prudent for the collector to scope out restaurants and diners along with horses along the byways. So when SWMBO wants to spend some quality time with you on a nice day you say “ how about lunch at this neat diner I saw yesterday “

Where she’ll reply, “ Where is this tractor?”

 

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SylvanLakeWH

Motion to have the moderators promulgate these rules into a single parchment colored page that can be pinned at the top of Red Square home page for newbies and dinosaurs alike to be advised and forewarned...

 

Woe be to all who enter here...

 

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Tuneup

Sorry gang, I don't use a data phone unless my work forces me to so am not up on the keyboard shortcuts that abuse the ability to understand - who is this single white male named BO who has a say in my tractor's wiring? Once we get past that, please add that, being that re-powers are permitted, a renaming to align with the repower (C-125 - C-165) is permitted, provided that the factory guideline is honored. FWIW IMHO, but YMMV. I am corruptible, sadly...

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WHX??

SWMBO =   She Who Must Be Obeyed..... get with the program Tuneup :)

 

It shall be permitted to appropriately rename customs and repo's. Example @Achto's 1045D. See illustration below.

It shall also be permitted to call or name your tractors with any name your kids see fit. I'll let @pullstart and @PeacemakerJack run with that one! :)

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You :occasion-clown::occasion-clown: really think I would let this thread wander off to the cellar without at least one :text-coolphotos:!?!?!

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WHX??
2 hours ago, SylvanLakeWH said:

Motion to have the moderators promulgate these rules into a single parchment colored page

:text-imwithstupid:Since we are a Democratic Nation.... I'll second that... 

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Pullstart
22 hours ago, WHX24 said:

Best not let @c-series don see that one!  I'll amend 

Line ups are encouraged but :text-coolphotos: are mandatory. In the presence of SWMBO is is acceptable and encouraged to give her a fiver and tell her to go have fun with the girls. Number one, two, three etc sons/daughters are encouraged to participate in said line ups as protection from flying objects in the event a Lincoln was not enough and she returned early. 


 

 

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Pullstart
16 minutes ago, WHX24 said:

SWMBO =   She Who Must Be Obeyed..... get with the program Tuneup :)

 

It shall be permitted to appropriately rename customs and repo's. Example @Achto's 1045D. See illustration below.

It shall also be permitted to call or name your tractors with any name your kids see fit. I'll let @pullstart and @PeacemakerJack run with that one! :)

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You :occasion-clown::occasion-clown: really think I would let this thread wander off to the cellar without at least one :text-coolphotos:!?!?!


@PeacemakerJack do you know what Uncle Jim’s talking about?  Naming tractors?  Huh?  I don’t know what that means...


 

disregard what my signature looks like...

 

 

 

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squonk
1 hour ago, WHX24 said:

SWMBO =   She Who Must Be Obeyed..... get with the program Tuneup :)

 

It shall be permitted to appropriately rename customs and repo's. Example @Achto's 1045D. See illustration below.

It shall also be permitted to call or name your tractors with any name your kids see fit. I'll let @pullstart and @PeacemakerJack run with that one! :)

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You :occasion-clown::occasion-clown: really think I would let this thread wander off to the cellar without at least one :text-coolphotos:!?!?!

Not only a custom model but a name to go with it!  " 1467 Special" A.K.A. "Skonk" :banana-dance:

 

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WHNJ701
9 hours ago, SylvanLakeWH said:

Motion to have the moderators promulgate these rules into a single parchment colored page that can be pinned at the top of Red Square home page for newbies and dinosaurs alike to be advised and forewarned...

 

Woe be to all who enter here...

 

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9 hours ago, SylvanLakeWH said:

Motion to have the moderators promulgate these rules into a single parchment colored page

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Tuneup

Thank you for the correction and it applies also in this house. Pictures appreciated!

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kwalshy
On 11/5/2020 at 8:04 AM, WHX24 said:

Well written @kwalshy ...you are now our official secretary! :handgestures-thumbupright:

LOL!  

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ohiofarmer

1. It shall be forthwith acceptable to reply "two" when asked how many wheel horses you own, unless the number of tractors exceeds 100. then the proper reply is 'three", as in triple digits..

2. It is also acceptable to reply "i don't remember" when your better half asks how many you have.  Politicians and criminals have used this answer in court for years

3. When you decide to break it to your wife how many horses you own , it is OK to list the various horsepower counting as one. per horsepower designation. [cuts mine in half]:teasing-signhere:

4. It shall be perfectly acceptable for a Ohio Resident to rustle a horse from [that state to the North] except for the Big Game Day, unless Ohio State loses.

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SylvanLakeWH
42 minutes ago, ohiofarmer said:

 

4. It shall be perfectly acceptable for a Ohio Resident to rustle a horse from [that state to the North] except for the Big Game Day, unless Ohio State loses.

 

Ohio... Ohio... :confusion-confused:

 

Vaguely recall a flat place somewhere south of God’s Country... Seem to recollect  passing through it once or twice but... can’t say I remember much other than needing pay tolls... maybe @pullstart could swing through and clean out the remaining :wh:‘s... bring em home to The Mitten...? :ph34r:

 

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Pullstart
44 minutes ago, SylvanLakeWH said:

 

Ohio... Ohio... :confusion-confused:

 

Vaguely recall a flat place somewhere south of God’s Country... Seem to recollect  passing through it once or twice but... can’t say I remember much other than needing pay tolls... maybe @pullstart could swing through and clean out the remaining :wh:‘s... bring em home to The Mitten...? :ph34r:

 

:ychain:


It’s ok to blame “Jim” for the extra Wheel Horse that showed up, at any given time or rate!

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kwalshy

Use of this forum's topic is grounds to validate future purchases of additional tractors and or implements/attachments.  Those who challenge or reject the notion for purchase shall abide by this forum's posts.

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ebinmaine
51 minutes ago, kwalshy said:

Use of this forum's topic is grounds to validate future purchases of additional tractors and or implements/attachments.  Those who challenge or reject the notion for purchase shall abide by this forum's posts.

I'll second that!!!!!

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WHX??

I just got busted for calling dibs on a tractor that @oldiron613 helped @pullstart score so an amendment to the dibs rule is required...

 

Any member that so helps or assists and/or facilitates (hauling help)  another member's score shall automatically have 1st dibs on said tractor. Succeeding dibs shall be honored by dibee (is that even a word :lol:) in the order that dibs is received by said dibee.

 

:)

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Pullstart
7 minutes ago, WHX24 said:

I got busted for calling dibs on a tractor that @oldiron613 helped @pullstart score so an amendment to the dibs rule is required...

 

Any member that so helps or assists and/or facilitates  another member's score shall automatically have 1st dibs on said tractor. Succeeding dibs shall be honored by dibee (is that even a word :lol:) in the order that dibs is received by said dibee.

 

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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaahhhhaaaaammmmeeeeeeeeeeehhhhnnnnnnnn!  
 

Addendum to that.

 

Hauling help is equal to first dibs.  Example: when I picked up that 1045 for Ryan, I called 1st dibs.  Hauled it 400+ miles total, well worth the dibs rights :handgestures-thumbupright:

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