Hangry

[Pullstart 63,291]

We have our annual health check up through my wife’s employer today.  There are muffins, donuts, eggs, bacon and ice cream in the house and I have to fast until the appointment!  I did sneak a cup of coffee this morning before I was reminded to fast... does that count?

[ebinmaine 69,258]

Black coffee is usually okay. Any kind of creamer you need to tell a doctor's office or it might skew your blood work

[ebinmaine 69,258]

I feel your pain man

[Pullstart 63,291]

1 minute ago, ebinmaine said:

Black coffee is THE BEST COFFEE

  

[ebinmaine 69,258]

6 minutes ago, pullstart said:

  8 minutes ago, ebinmaine said:

Cowboy coffee with creamer is THE BEST COFFEE

 

6 minutes ago, pullstart said:

  

 

[Achto 28,060]

1 hour ago, pullstart said:

There are muffins, donuts, eggs, bacon and ice cream in the house and I have to fast until the appointment!

 

Could be worse Kevin, Just wait until it's time for your check up after your 50th birthday.

[WHX?? 49,599]

1 hour ago, Achto said:

 

Could be worse Kevin, Just wait until it's time for your check up after your 50th birthday.

YIKES 

[Pullstart 63,291]

So much better.  Lunch time I finished a turkey club with jalapeños, onion rings and half of my wife’s “thanksgiving on a bun” meal!  Only had room for a cookie killer with marshmallow sauce on top.  

[roadapples 6,983]

1 hour ago, Achto said:

 

Could be worse Kevin, Just wait until it's time for your check up after your 50th birthday.

prep for colonoscopies are really no fun....

[Achto 28,060]

10 minutes ago, roadapples said:

prep for colonoscopies are really no fun....

 

I get to find that out first hand at the end of this month.

[ebinmaine 69,258]

I've done a couple of cleanses which is exactly the same thing as the prep for the colonoscopy. I found that to be tolerable for the most part as long as you're not more than about 20 ft away from the lavatory facilities.

 

What I'm not particularly looking forward to is being half knocked out during the procedure itself. I turn 50 in December so it's going to be sometime in the next two to four months that I go have that amount of fun...

[Achto 28,060]

47 minutes ago, ebinmaine said:

I turn 50 in December so it's going to be sometime in the next two to four months that I go have that amount of fun...

 

Ahhh 50 - First you realize that you're a half century old, you go to the mail box & find your invite to join AARP, and then doctors wanna probe you. It just can't get any better than that, can it??

Edited October 15, 2020 by Achto

[8ntruck 7,217]

Espresso is the best kind of coffee!

[WHX?? 49,599]

1 hour ago, Achto said:

 

I get to find that out first hand at the end of this month.

I told you not to turn fifty! 

 

I told the missus they best be hammering a pine box together fer me before I go again. 

Here's to looking up yer old address! 

Edited October 15, 2020 by WHX24

[ebinmaine 69,258]

51 minutes ago, Achto said:

 

Ahhh 50 - First you realize that you're a half century old, you go to the mail box & find your invite to join AARP, and then doctors wanna probe you. It just can't get any better than that, can it??

I really can't think of a better way to spend a day

[Tractorhead 9,065]

When i‘m younger so about 20 all doctors tells me,

if you drink further that much of Coffee, you didn‘t survive you 40iest.

 

now i‘m over 50 and my coffee consume is still the same as with 20.

that say‘s me only one thing.....

I have urgently to destress my Life.. 😎

 

nobody say‘s something about my coffee consum.

 

 

 

[johnnymag3 2,554]

Wait until your 62.....LOL

 

[johnnymag3 2,554]

Coffee is the best

2.3.4.5 cups a day

Oh my gosh wrong thread

 

 

[johnnymag3 2,554]

I got carried away.................

[Mickwhitt 4,832]

The best coffee is a nice cup of tea!

 

I had a colonoscopy a few years ago. The procedure was easy, the pre cleansing was bloody terrible. 

I genuinely thought I was going to turn inside out. 

[Pullstart 63,291]

They just measured my height weight and waist and I thought his procedure was bad enough!

[ebinmaine 69,258]

1 minute ago, pullstart said:

They just measured my height weight and waist and I thought his procedure was bad enough!

You ought to go for a proper Department of Transportation physical.

[rmaynard 15,758]

When I turned 50, everyone older than me talked about being over the hill, and how the older you get, the faster you go down that hill. I laughed. Now, at almost 71, I am looking for the brakes on the greasy slide. I don't worry about being poked and prodded. What I worry about is how to pay for those prescription drugs that seem to get more expensive as your age go up. 

[lynnmor 7,445]

This year has been great, a pair of knees, a pair of hearing aids, a pair of dental implants and just today scheduled for a pair of eyeballs. Not joking except the eyeballs are cataract surgery.

[ebinmaine 69,258]

2 minutes ago, lynnmor said:

This year has been great, a pair of knees, a pair of hearing aids, a pair of dental implants and just today scheduled for a pair of eyeballs. Not joking except the eyeballs are cataract surgery.

You're going to be all rebuilt from head to toe pretty soon