Five Things I Like Almost As Much As Driving My Tractor

[oliver2-44 9,684]

Five Things I Like Almost As Much As Driving My Tractor

1. Talking About My Tractor.

2. Washing My Tractor.

3. Fixing My Tractor.

4. Staring At My Tractor.

5. Bacon: 

[ebinmaine 67,274]

 

 

[squonk 41,023]

Bacon goes first.  Bacon cannot leak oil ,fail to start, break or be stolen! 

[tunahead72 2,403]

Beg to differ Mike, bacon CAN be stolen, ask my son about his dog. 

 

[squonk 41,023]

2 hours ago, tunahead72 said:

Beg to differ Mike, bacon CAN be stolen, ask my son about his dog. 

 

Your supposed to eat the bacon right out of the pan Ed. No laying around is allowed.  My dog did steal a carton of eggs last week! 

Edited April 6, 2019 by squonk

[JCM 9,130]

@oliver2-44 That was definitely not what I expected to see as an answer to that post. That was a good one!

[oliver2-44 9,684]

I love how Bacon took this completely away from tractors.  But it proves Bacon and tractors have a lot in common....US

Some years ago when my sons were in Scouts we had a cooking competition and the boys had to chose a food, so everyone started with the same thing.  Bacon was chosen and it went from one meals to bacon at every meal for the weekend.  At the next meeting the moms wanted to know why they had to send so much bacon.  There were some real bacon creations.

Of course as an Assistant Scoutmaster I had to sample and judge all those creations! 

[Digger 66 3,478]

6 hours ago, squonk said:

Bacon goes first.  Bacon cannot leak oil ,fail to start, break or be stolen! Or cut grass 

[ebinmaine 67,274]

2 hours ago, oliver2-44 said:

Of course as an Assistant Scoutmaster I had to sample and judge all those creations

Boy that must have been one of the worst times of your life.

 

[rmaynard 15,427]

8 hours ago, squonk said:

Bacon goes first.  Bacon cannot leak oil ,fail to start, break or be stolen! 

Uhh, if it doesn't break, it's not cooked right. 

[squonk 41,023]

Just now, rmaynard said:

Uhh, if it doesn't break, it's not cooked right. 

That kind of break doesn't need to be fixed.