953 nut 55,701 #1 Posted January 10, 2018 Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look... You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier! 9 4 4 22 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
classicdmax 190 #2 Posted January 10, 2018 Haha good read! my 2 favs, you know stuff about tanks, and that you have the freedom of choice to grow a mustache 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Red_Fred 1,547 #3 Posted January 11, 2018 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah because their best friend is a Dawg ? Here kitty kitty kitty hahahahaha 3 1 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oliver2-44 9,831 #4 Posted January 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Big_Red_Fred said: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah because their best friend is a Dawg ? Here kitty kitty kitty hahahahaha Tough to admit it but I'm with Fred on this one🐺 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DennisThornton 4,769 #5 Posted January 11, 2018 7 hours ago, 953 nut said: Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look... You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier! I'm uncertain as to whether I have ever read such an astounding dissertation! Perhaps that is the most accurate and profound analogy that I have ever had the pleasure of reading. It could perhaps explain with precision an otherwise non comprehensible phenomenon that has baffled mankind since it's creation! I humbly bow while I attempt to completely absorb the depths of this statement. I truly believe that many of the mysteries that have confounded many of us,certainly myself, has just been explained! I must meditate... Ok! I'm convinced! That explains it all! That will enable me to go forward with a confidence that I've never had! Richard, while I've always admired you, you have just risen to a level I didn't know existed. I'm fully ready to give you full credit I just need to hear from you that that was yours truly. No, I don't care. Wherever that came from I honor its source. Thank goodness I was born AND remain a man. I do not believe that I have what it would take to be otherwise! I did not realize that until this exchange... 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 55,701 #7 Posted January 11, 2018 6 hours ago, DennisThornton said: Wherever that came from I honor its source. I mus admit that I forwarded this. It was shared by a friend and the author is anonymous. 10 hours ago, Big_Red_Fred said: Here kitty kitty kitty hahahahaha My kittens will out-cute your dog! 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge 3,463 #8 Posted January 11, 2018 That whole thing is quite true - however, we all do have one common problem... Women. They go against the grain of everything said in that write-up - which is why many of us turn into grumpy old men... Sarge 2 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 49,101 #9 Posted January 11, 2018 My dog will out fetch your cat! Yes but does your dog get seat time? You Bet!!! 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 49,101 #10 Posted January 11, 2018 Ok they are hard to beat on the cute thing! 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Red_Fred 1,547 #11 Posted January 11, 2018 Now wheres my pic of the Blow up Lady Truck driver ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Texas Todd 1,025 #12 Posted January 11, 2018 I recall reading something similar in the past and it had: "The world is your urinal" I always liked that entry...... Good stuff! 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 55,701 #13 Posted January 12, 2018 This one had that too, I removed it so the Moderators wouldn't be offended. 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rjg854 11,451 #15 Posted January 13, 2018 The men here are happier because we have our s Life is good 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,134 #16 Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) Happiness is... my lifetime membership in this club. Edited January 13, 2018 by AMC RULES 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DennisThornton 4,769 #18 Posted January 31, 2018 Been awhile since I've read that and it's just as good now! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pullstart 63,054 #19 Posted February 1, 2018 That's great! I had to pause to catch up from laughter a couple times! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
