Tiller Tip for Dummies (like me)

[Pullstart 62,782]

You can say this in the tune of Jeff Foxworthy if you'd like...

 

If you till half of the garden and think it's normal to be taking a dirt bath from the rear pulley, you have your belt twisted underneath and might be a dummie.

 

Feel free to add more, I guess I'm glad I decided to stop halfway through and change out the drive belt because it was slipping so much!  It's much easier to move along and steer now too

[Phatboy 565]

Have you ever lowered you tiller and went a cpl of feet wondering why the "Dam" tines werent spinning ? Then realized you forgot to turn PTO on !!! "There is your sign"!! Lol i have !! Senillity is truly bliss 

[Ed Kennell 38,021]

[DougC 2,641]

Have you ever used your ironing board as a buffet table or portable tool tray in the garage while working on your horses or attachments?  

[elcamino/wheelhorse 9,295]

Have you ever picked up a rattle can and pushed the nozzle without checking to see it pointed at you face?  Have you ever had to take your sister to the prom because your cousin was busy?

Edited April 5, 2016 by elcamino/wheelhorse
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[AMC RULES 37,127]

Ummm....no!   

Here's a tip...   

never kiss your cousin.   

Edited April 5, 2016 by AMC RULES

[Ed Kennell 38,021]

48 minutes ago, AMC RULES said:

Ummm....no!   

Here's a tip...   

never kiss your cousin.   

 

Well, It's clear Craig did not spend his teenage years in a small town high atop the Appalachian Mountains in SW Pa. 

[cranman51 39]

If I get divorced...will she still be my cousin????

[Retired Sparky 526]

That's why they call them kissin' cousins.   Make for good practice if you got a big family. 

[Phatboy 565]

And besides ,, second cousins are fair game !!! All legal like ,,

[Retired Sparky 526]

2 hours ago, Phatboy said:

And besides ,, second cousins are fair game !!! All legal like ,,

  That is true brother.

[857 horse 2,581]

5 hours ago, elcamino/wheelhorse said:

Have you ever picked up a rattle can and pushed the nozzle without checking to see it pointed at you face?  Have you ever had to take your sister to the prom because your cousin was busy?

Jim........ your not right !!!     loolololololo

 

[elcamino/wheelhorse 9,295]

I thought everyone new I wasn't right in the head. At the Big Show ask me about Gorilla Glue in my mustache. It all starting when I was learning to walk , fell in a bucket and knocked myself out.

[squonk 41,018]

If your plowing snow on a  and you suddenly fall off your tractor, the bolts for your seat have come out! 

[Pullstart 62,782]

Well there we go... I sure asked for this didn't I?

[857 horse 2,581]

I see where this thread is headed,,,,,,but your leaving the end off the statement,,,so it goes....

 

 

then you know your a Wheel Horse RED NECK !!!!!!  LMAO

[C-101plowerpower 1,605]

when both rear wheels are stationairy while plowing but its in gear and the engine is still going strong and you figure it's probably time to put on that new drivebelt you've got hanging around for a couple years

[Lane Ranger 10,943]

 

 

Tiller Time is Fun Time !    Work accomplished is a sideline !

 

 

Edited April 6, 2016 by Lane Ranger

[elcamino/wheelhorse 9,295]

If you are tilling your garden spot while having an adult beverage in hand and you notice the fence is disappearing you might be too drunk for seat time and you might be a   

[DougC 2,641]

13 minutes ago, elcamino/wheelhorse said:

If you are tilling your garden spot while having an adult beverage in hand and you notice the fence is disappearing you might be too drunk for seat time and you might be a   

 

Adult beverages are like potato chips. You can't just have 1.       

[Retired Sparky 526]

                                                  That's right, brother. You can't fly on one wing.

[Pullstart 62,782]

14 hours ago, DougC said:

 

Adult beverages are like potato chips. You can't just have 1.       

 

One of the retired guys from my old job... who taught me "you can always learn something from someone older than you" used to say "one's too many and eighteen's never enough"