DougC 2,642 #1 Posted October 29, 2015 (edited) I'm an old retired guy. long hair, white beard, look kind of like a garden nomb......All I would need are the pointy shoes and pointy hat....... .That would be to easy and predictable.....I could dress up as a hippy...... Still have all the cloths from the '60s and a real nice mid 60s Gibson accoustic guitar. Nah, wife would just get mad at me when all the old hippy women were throwing themselves at me....(cough) I thought about a horse named Rusty costume, carrying around a huge empty can of beefaroni, like the Seinfeld episode, and a can of fart spray concealed in the other hand....... Probably offend some people. (You can't even say hi to some people these days without offending them... ) That settles it. The beefaroni eating farting horse it shall be!!! Might as well take advantage of the last part of the full moon and p*ss off as many people as I can....... Woops............ Forgot to ask what you guys are gonna do...... Yet another senior moment........ Edited October 29, 2015 by DougC senior moment. Not many brain cells left..... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 23,077 #2 Posted October 29, 2015 This really sounds like you have just had a Dr. Phil moment...using the site as a sounding board. Needless to say, some pictures are in order.. I really like your idea. For me, this is my favorite Holiday and my favorite time of year. My wife decorates the inside and outside of the house to the hilt. Unfortunately, we do not get a lot of Trick-or-Treaters. I have been know to sit out on the porch, like a stuffed scare crow, and come alive when the little tikes approach. Usually, I am a big softy and hand out a good handful of the good candies...and I mean the good candies. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Kennell 40,518 #4 Posted October 30, 2015 er... I mean Mike 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimD 3,345 #5 Posted October 30, 2015 er... I mean Mike Ditto!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunahead72 2,518 #6 Posted October 30, 2015 ... Unfortunately, we do not get a lot of Trick-or-Treaters. I have been know to sit out on the porch, like a stuffed scare crow, and come alive when the little tikes approach... And you wonder why you don't get many visitors? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 42,583 #7 Posted October 30, 2015 ... Unfortunately, we do not get a lot of Trick-or-Treaters. I have been know to sit out on the porch, like a stuffed scare crow, and come alive when the little tikes approach... And you wonder why you don't get many visitors? Doesn't need a costume either! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 23,077 #8 Posted October 30, 2015 We are pretty much on the corner of 2 busy streets...the little goblins know where the honey holes are...they are 1 block north. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 42,583 #9 Posted October 30, 2015 How much candy do you haul in from there Steve? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 50,778 #10 Posted October 30, 2015 ... Unfortunately, we do not get a lot of Trick-or-Treaters. I have been know to sit out on the porch, like a stuffed scare crow, and come alive when the little tikes approach... And you wonder why you don't get many visitors? He prolly blasts out the real ones that you can smell from a block north...that will keep the little ones away... I am going to put a brown trash bag over my head with corn nuts taped to it, broom handlle walking stick with a roll of toilet paper attached...guess what I am?? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 23,077 #11 Posted October 30, 2015 Gotta be a Packers fan with that costume. The paper bag is a dead give away. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 42,583 #12 Posted October 30, 2015 Bears fans are more High- Tech. They use plastic bags and wire ties! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
