JimD 3,345 #1 Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) sayings or jokes here, keeping in mind it's a family forum. It's the perfect time for this with it being 6F here tonight and the cold snap that will be with us for awhile.. It's colder than a Mother in Law's kiss out there. Edited January 8, 2015 by JimD 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firpo701 407 #2 Posted January 8, 2015 Colder than a Tibetan tin toilet top! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gwest_ca-(File Mod) 11,243 #3 Posted January 8, 2015 Got down to -39.2F here yesterday plus windy. The Horses didn't start because I didn't. Garry 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sorekiwi 761 #4 Posted January 8, 2015 "Colder than my ex-wifes heart". 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,146 #5 Posted January 8, 2015 Colder than a witches..."__" ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,916 #6 Posted January 8, 2015 It's so cold that my lawyer has his hands in his own pockets. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
specialwheelhorse 174 #7 Posted January 8, 2015 Colder than a well diggers azz in the Klondike. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
motor12 367 #8 Posted January 8, 2015 Last night was so cold I had to make sure to bring my Brass Monkey indoors. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JC 1965 1,532 #9 Posted January 8, 2015 It was so cold this morning, when I got out of bed I noticed a small spot on the sheet. I scraped it off and threw it in the fire and it made this noise Putzzzzzzzz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 23,065 #10 Posted January 8, 2015 It was so cold out there this morning (-9) when I got out of bed, I just decided to crawl back in. I will try it again tomorrow. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken B 3,165 #11 Posted January 8, 2015 It was so cold out there this morning (-9) when I got out of bed, I just decided to crawl back in. I will try it again tomorrow. La Dolce Vita Steve! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firpo701 407 #12 Posted January 9, 2015 Polaroids: What Eskimo's get from sitting on ice blocks too long! 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,146 #13 Posted January 9, 2015 Polaroids: What Eskimo's get from sitting on ice blocks too long! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Digger 66 3,488 #15 Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Colder than a well diggers azz in the Klondike. HEY ! Edited January 9, 2015 by Digger 66 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firpo701 407 #16 Posted January 9, 2015 Brass Monkey..... It is often stated that the phrase originated from the use of a brass tray, called a "monkey", to hold cannonballs on warships in the 16th to 18th centuries. Supposedly, in very cold temperatures the "monkey" would contract, causing the balls to fall off. That seems a little cleaner. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Digger 66 3,488 #17 Posted January 9, 2015 Colder than a JD seat in August . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
motor12 367 #19 Posted January 10, 2015 I always use the Brass Monkey quote but never knew where it originated,thanks Hillbilly.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trouty56 567 #20 Posted January 10, 2015 My old boss used to say.....colder than three billys be damned.....I have no clue what it means though....but I would laugh at it....still tickles me for some reason.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C-101plowerpower 1,606 #21 Posted January 10, 2015 it's so cold the polarbears are collecting firewood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,146 #22 Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) C'mon now... it ain't that cold out. Edited January 10, 2015 by AMC RULES 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coadster32 793 #23 Posted January 11, 2015 STUCK....STUCK!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RMCIII 838 #24 Posted January 11, 2015 It was so cold outside, all my Jeep temperature said on the display was - COLD! Never warmed up enough to see it hit a number. Just said cold all day. Rob 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric C 109 #25 Posted January 11, 2015 Colder than a witches..."__" ? ...In a steel brassiere! I remember hearing that from my neighbor's dad as a kid. He would also tell me I was only "knee high to a grasshopper". Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
