JimD 3,345 #1 Posted January 28, 2014 Put your best "It's so cold that" jokes here. (keep it clean) It's so cold that... I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office. the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets. Cat's face stuck in the birdbath. The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 81 #2 Posted January 28, 2014 It's so cold out that I farted snow flakes 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chazm 413 #3 Posted January 28, 2014 (edited) It's so cold that .... the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women. your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass when police tell a robber to freeze, and he does Edited January 28, 2014 by chazm 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leeave96 487 #4 Posted January 28, 2014 It was so cold at my house the other night that we heard a knock on the door about 3 am. It was the thermometer wanting to come inside.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken B 3,164 #5 Posted January 28, 2014 Its so cold out that the other night when I let my Beagle out to do her business she didn't get far, she pooped on the door step. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VinsRJ 721 #6 Posted January 28, 2014 Its so cold that....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JC 1965 1,530 #7 Posted January 28, 2014 It was so cold at my house the other night that we heard a knock on the door about 3 am. It was the thermometer wanting to come inside.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timo4352 147 #8 Posted January 28, 2014 it's so cold here ...my wife is just standing, staring thru the window.. I might have to let her in. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SousaKerry 501 #9 Posted January 28, 2014 When there is frost on the pumpkin it's time to get up and shut the window. It's so cold that I went to let the dog out this morning and he took one look outside and turned around and said "I'll wait till spring." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 22,683 #10 Posted January 28, 2014 It is so cold...that I am putting a little Rock & Rye in my coffee. Don't want my coffee to freeze. Actually, I am putting a little coffee in my Rock & Rye today. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimD 3,345 #11 Posted January 28, 2014 Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chazm 413 #12 Posted January 29, 2014 There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest igloo. They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor. "Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still. So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine! "said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT". He won. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Don1977 604 #13 Posted January 29, 2014 I have a friend up in northern Minnesota. He said he went to get his car out of the garage the other night. Fired up the engine turned the lights on, said the head light beams froze to the back wall of the garage and pulled the head lights out of the housing when he backed out of the garage. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buzz 502 #14 Posted January 29, 2014 the head light beams froze to the back wall of the garage and pulled the head lights out of the housing when he backed out of the garage. And that's the truth if he ever told it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coadster32 793 #15 Posted January 29, 2014 It's so cold outside....I actually saw a teenager pull his pants up!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C-101plowerpower 1,605 #16 Posted January 30, 2014 it's so cold the polar bears are hauling firewood 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
