Avast ye mateys, it be talk like a Pirate day!!!

[DougC 2,641]

3 minutes ago, squonk said:

 Doug I took out your comma. I like it better that way.  

Well after all you're better at witty banter than I am Mike!!!!     Crap, I'm lucky I can even type, let alone make any sense at all..........

[rmaynard 15,758]

Just what is a "wench chest"?

[nylyon-(Admin) 7,355]

30 minutes ago, rmaynard said:

Just what is a "wench chest"?

 

36D - Argh - I be banned....

 

[squonk 41,741]

Karl!!! Is that you????? 

[nylyon-(Admin) 7,355]

3 hours ago, squonk said:

Karl!!! Is that you????? 

 

Nope

[CasualObserver 3,410]

Whoa, ho ho... matey's... me can't believe it's almost slipped by this year!  It's international talk like a pirate day!

 

Roll Call.... all pirates on deck! Time for exercises!

 

 

 

[rmaynard 15,758]

Ahoy! Jason. Havin' jus' returned from th' coast o' North Carolina via a wee planet called Tatooine, ye can call me Arr2-D2

[stevasaurus 22,956]

What's a pirate take for indigestion?? 

 

 

Yo, Ho, Ho and a bottle of Tums. 

[Digger 66 3,488]

Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A: Rookie

[953 nut 56,379]

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

[WHX?? 49,599]

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing it just waved!

 

OK so I just Googled pirate jokes but so didn't Richard! 

least i didn't just copy and paste Dick! Arrrgggg 

Oh so didn't Digger..... time to walk the the plank matey...arggarggargg

 

https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/pirate-jokes-pirate-puns/

Edited September 20, 2017 by WHX12