Duff 206 #1 Posted December 23, 2011 The "old timers" around here have endured this annual bit of Christmas cheer for several years. I hope it brings a smile to our newer members, with warmest wishes to all for a wonderful Christmas! Dedicated to all the members of Red Square world-wide and our families.....(with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore!) ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all ‘round our house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The tractors were parked in their stalls with great care, I felt very blessed just to know they were there. Our boy-dog was nestled all snug on our bed, While visions of Milk Bones danced round in his head. My wife in her PJ’s had gone off to snooze, While I’d settled down for the late evening news. When somewhere outside there arose a dull roar; It rattled the walls, it shook the whole floor! I ran to the door and flung it wide open, To see what the heck had fallen or broken. The yard light shone bright on the new fallen snow, Where nothing had crashed, no damage did show. When what to my wondering eyes did appear, But eight Wheel Horse tractors! Why now, and why here? They pulled a large trailer piled high front to back, With parts and attachments, some red and some black! Motors and mowers and switches and wires, And belt guards and tillers and wheels with new tires! Then even more tractors appeared on our street, They came two by two in ranks very neat. RJ’s and GT’s and B’s, C’s and D’s, With numbers and letters of every series. Their engines did thunder, their hot exhaust rose, The air filled with laughter and hearty “Ho! Ho’sâ€Â! Though I did not know all the drivers by name, They flew a big banner, “Red Square†it proclaimed! As quick as they’d come they all slid to a stop, Then a man dressed in red appeared near my shop! I could see that he carried a very large sack, It bulged and it sagged and it ‘near broke his back! He winked and he grinned as he switched on the light, Then pulled the door shut to hide from my sight. “This can’t be realâ€Â, I thought to myself, “I’m too old to believe in the ‘jolly old elf’ â€Â! He was gone but a moment, then quickly came back, His stepped seemed much lighter, and so did his pack. He signaled ‘thumbs up’ with a mischievous smile, Then boarded his wagon, climbed back up the pile. Atop this great load, with white beard and hair, The man all in red hailed the drivers by pair: “Now Karl, now TT, now Ian, now Bill, On Chuck, on Charlie, on Mike, on Will….†“We’ve far to go boys, let’s keep up the pace, Open your throttles, we’re in quite a race, We’ve six thousand homes to visit this night, Our work must be done before it’s daylight!†I started to step out to say a “Thank you!â€Â, But this man was fast, and so were his crew! Clutches were dumped as engines did scream, The herd quickly vanished as if in a dream! I now think ‘twas Santa who commanded this fleet, Atop his red wagon in a 520 seat, For his words echoed long after he’d gone out of sight, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night!†If a herd of red tractors should come to greet you, On the night before Christmas, a jolly red crew, It’s just folks from Red Square who’ve cleverly planned To get more seat time giving Santa a hand! *** *** *** *** *** *** May the Holidays be filled with peace, love, happiness and contentment for all of us, May the Lord as you may choose to define Him in your life bless and watch over you, May the memories of those who have left us remind us of how precious life is, and May 2012 be filled with peace, prosperity and good health for us all! 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trouty56 567 #2 Posted December 23, 2011 That's great Duff. I guess I should set out a 5 gallon can of gas along with the milk and cookies. Thanks for the Christmas wishes....back at ya!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wheelhorse656 20 #3 Posted December 23, 2011 Now thats Awsome!!!!! Hope everyone has a merry christmas and a very happy and good new year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
varosd 1,185 #4 Posted December 23, 2011 rock on Duff! Happy Christmas!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dclarke 4,032 #5 Posted December 23, 2011 Always a good read Duff. Thank you Sir! Merry Christmas! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky-(Admin) 21,332 #6 Posted December 23, 2011 The "old timers" around here have endured this annual bit of Christmas cheer for several years. I hope it brings a smile to our newer members, with warmest wishes to all for a wonderful Christmas! Duff, it just isn't Christmas around here till you post your poem. Thanks for the smile and good wishes! Mike......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irv 115 #7 Posted December 23, 2011 And right back to you Duff and to everyone else, a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy New Year! And thanks for the poem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smoreau 658 #8 Posted December 23, 2011 Merry Christmas Duff and thank you for the great poem!! I know what I will be dreaming of tonight......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,514 #9 Posted December 23, 2011 Good job again Duff. Thanks and Merry Christmas to you and yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
71_Bronco 1,072 #10 Posted December 23, 2011 I'd be a liar if I said that didn't melt my heart LOL. I can be a big softy sometimes. Great twist on a classic favorite. Merry Christmas to all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunahead72 2,424 #11 Posted December 23, 2011 Duff, I'm so glad I decided to sit down and check out RedSquare one more time this evening, this made my day! And I promise you won't have to twist my arm to read it all again next year. Merry Christmas to you and yours, and to everybody else at RedSquare! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,130 #12 Posted December 23, 2011 Now that's a RedSquare classic Duff, Merry Christmas to you as well. It's good to know Santa Claus sports a 520 too. Thanks for sharing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmix 34 #13 Posted December 23, 2011 Great stuff Duff. tmix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ce318 13 #14 Posted December 23, 2011 First things first. Awesome poem. I really enjoyed that and if I can figure out how to print it I will. Okay Santa, I want a bottom plow, disc, harrow and a cab for a 418 a.. Oh and a sleeve hitch and SNOW. But most of all, I would really like to see the people of the world have the kindness, generosity and compassion that I have witnessed here on Red Square. All of you make this site what it is, a real pleasure to belong to. So from our home to yours. Have a Merry Christmas a Happy New Year. Blessing to all. Chris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcole 36 #15 Posted December 23, 2011 Merry Christmas everyone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimD 3,345 #16 Posted December 23, 2011 A true Redsquare Classic lives on. Thank you Duff. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boovuc 1,090 #17 Posted December 23, 2011 Merry Christmas, Duff! And I pray many more to come! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racinfool40 202 #18 Posted December 23, 2011 Outstanding!!! merry christmas to all and i hope you all have a blessed New year with health and Happiness..... :occasion-santa: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgtsampay 117 #19 Posted December 23, 2011 That was really cool. Very nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Kuhn 1,555 #20 Posted December 23, 2011 Now that was great! Merry Christmas Everyone,Jake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can whlvr 993 #21 Posted December 23, 2011 merry christmas duff,your quite the poet,thanks for the read :thumbs: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 22,764 #22 Posted December 23, 2011 Thanks for that Duff. To all the members...have a safe and Merry Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nylyon-(Admin) 7,293 #23 Posted December 23, 2011 Always a fun part of Christmas, thanks Duff and Merry Christmas to you and all of RedSquare! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ole MN 11 #24 Posted December 24, 2011 have a safe and happy holidays :text-merryxmas: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c161rat 185 #25 Posted December 24, 2011 Merry Christmas too all my new friends at Red Square....And God Bless Us.....Everyone!!!!!! The Rat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites