Questions to ponder...

[CasualObserver 3,408]

Nope... to the daiquiri bar. Several times. Good margaritas and white russians too.

[wh-jason 32]

Why is it if you blow on a dogs face it gets mad, but when it gets into the car it sticks it's head out the window?

[wh-jason 32]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

[wh-jason 32]

Don't you find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?

[JimD 3,345]

Nope... to the daiquiri bar. Several times. Good margaritas and white russians too.

:banghead:

[rmaynard 15,532]

Why do drive-through ATM's have braille on the keypad?

[AMC RULES 37,133]

BTW...I have absolute proof that the chicken came before the egg.

I'll bite. What's the absolute proof Steve?

Yet another from someone who knows. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Craig, I have been working on this for decades, and I have figured out the equation that explains the whole thing....trust me. You will never look at a chicken the same way again.

OMGWTF is that? Steve, I'm not convinced I'm looking at a chicken now. Actually, kind of looks like it came from a bull instead. :banghead:

[AMC RULES 37,133]

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

[MikesRJ 552]

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

[stevasaurus 22,769]

If your nose runs, and your feet smell...are you built upside down?? :thumbs2:

[shootinok 15]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

and why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic?

[SAM58 30]

What is the difference between a Zoo in the city, and a Zoo in Hazard, Ky.?

The zoo in the city has the common name of the animal and the latin name.

The zoo in Hazard, Ky. has the common name and the recipe!

Just remember... where ever you go, there you are. :banghead:

[JimD 3,345]

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? :thumbs2:

[buckrancher 2,679]

what if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

Brian

[JimD 3,345]

what if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

Brian

:banghead:

[flyovrcntry 115]

Did you know toothpaste was invented in Arkansas ?

Otherwise they would have called it teethpaste.

[Rooster 191]

what if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

Brian

Then we better shake it all about?

[Rooster 191]

...And the Rooster came first!

[JimD 3,345]

...And the Rooster came first!

:banghead:

[stevasaurus 22,769]

...And the Rooster came first!

Absolutely... :thumbs2:

[SousaKerry 501]

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? whtractor/scratchhead.gif

Hey I know this one we ship foam cups wrapped in plastic inside of cardboard boxes....and nothing protects them other then the cardboard.....

now how will we get enough cardboard for the 2 million cups we made yesterday?

[JimD 3,345]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids?"

[Gene_S 93]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids?"

OMG... That's a really good one... :banghead:

[buckrancher 2,679]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids?"

because if they were called asteroids you might have klingons orbiting uranus

Brian

[Rooster 191]

Note - Do not read this thread when you are supposed to be working...your boss knows sudden bursts of laughter is not caused by programming machines......just sayin!