Questions to ponder...

[JimD 3,345]

I thought this might be a fun thing to try. I'll post a question for you to ponder then you can try to come up with some sort of answer, or just post one of your own for us all to ponder.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it? :thumbs2:

[stevasaurus 22,769]

I'm liking this thread Jim...great idea.

So...when you choke a Smurf...what color does he turn??? :banghead:

[SousaKerry 501]

So if we call it a pair of panties should not it be a pair of bra's

[DoctorHfuhruhurr 137]

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

[shootinok 15]

Can you imagine a world without hypothetical questions?

[TT-(Moderator) 1,131]

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

[MikesRJ 552]

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

lexicon or onomasticon

[DoctorHfuhruhurr 137]

If god can do anything. Can he or she make a rock so big he can't lift it?

[mavfreak 11]

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

or at a brewery making hops

[SALTYWRIGHT 859]

WHY DO WE DRIVE ON PARKWAY AND PARK ON A DRIVEWAY ? :thumbs2:

[COMMANDO1 23]

Is there a word that rimes with orange?

[MikesRJ 552]

Is there a word that rimes with orange?

The closest with a real word you'll ever get is sporange.

[stevasaurus 22,769]

Is there a word that rimes with orange?

The closest with a real word you'll ever get is sporange.

or as the Smothers brothers once said on their show...doooooorhinge.

BTW...I have absolute proof that the chicken came before the egg. :banghead:

[rmaynard 15,532]

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do taverns have parking lots?

[Coadster32 793]

If you put pasta and anti-past on the same plate, do they cancel each other out?

[JimD 3,345]

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do taverns have parking lots?

Because they don't have drive throughs? :thumbs2:

[rmaynard 15,532]

Here's one for our Euro friends:

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

[AMC RULES 37,133]

BTW...I have absolute proof that the chicken came before the egg.

I'll bite. What's the absolute proof Steve?

Yet another from someone who knows. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

[stevasaurus 22,769]

BTW...I have absolute proof that the chicken came before the egg.

I'll bite. What's the absolute proof Steve?

Yet another from someone who knows. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Craig, I have been working on this for decades, and I have figured out the equation that explains the whole thing....trust me. You will never look at a chicken the same way again.

[bell 11]

Why is it that Bondo is used to repair dents on your car, but Fixodent is used to hold your teeth in????

[Gene_S 93]

Why do convenience store that are open 24-7 have locks on their doors???

[Redbirdman 7]

Why is it so hard to get the price tag off a teflon pan?

ed :thumbs2:

[JimD 3,345]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid

song about him?

[CasualObserver 3,408]

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do taverns have parking lots?

Because they don't have drive throughs?

They do in New Orleans. I used to live just down the street from a drive-thru daiquiri bar.

If a tree falls on a bear crapping in the woods, does anyone care to listen?

[JimD 3,345]

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do taverns have parking lots?

Because they don't have drive throughs?

They do in New Orleans. I used to live just down the street from a drive-thru daiquiri bar.

If a tree falls on a bear crapping in the woods, does anyone care to listen?

You followed your mug into the woods again, didn't you? :banghead: