953 nut 55,155 #1 Posted June 29 An intrepid reporter for a dairyman’s magazine was driving down a country road enroute to a farm to gather information on a new milking innovation when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Having an appointment to keep the reporter continues on his way. After interviewing the dairy farmer and taking several photos for his article the reporter headed back to the big city to publish his story. As he passes the same field, he notices the same farmer standing in the same spot. Being a curious reporter, he pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The reporter gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the reporter, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field." 1 2 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,390 #2 Posted June 29 Ba-dumm...tsscchh... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
