rmaynard 15,481 #1 Posted September 19, 2022 If ye don't create your own pirate name, ye'll be walkin the plank! Dread Pirate Robert 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,528 #2 Posted September 19, 2022 12 minutes ago, rmaynard said: Dread Pirate Robert Nice reference to a timeless classic there. I be well known throughout the land as Eric the Grey. Greatest fear of the North Atlantic seas. Even the fabled Vikings won't tread near my vicinity. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John2189 453 #3 Posted September 19, 2022 Well shiver me timbers. or is that what Popeye used to say 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,481 #4 Posted September 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, ebinmaine said: I be well known throughout the land as Eric the Grey. Greatest fear of the North Atlantic seas. Even the fabled Vikings won't tread near my vicinity. Aye, Eric the Grey, ye must be a fool to sail the seas of the Nor'Atlantic. We plunderin' pirates be likin' the warm waters of the Caribbean. More wenches and rum be found in them parts. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 25,577 #5 Posted September 19, 2022 A Haiku … Shiver me Timbers Its Talk Like a Pirate Day Black Hood the Fearless 1 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ri702bill 8,326 #6 Posted September 19, 2022 43 minutes ago, rmaynard said: More wenches You mean like a 1/2" - 9/16" open end wench!!! ??? Wenches + Rum ... not good. Ye might have to sell yer tractors! 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 41,121 #7 Posted September 19, 2022 57 minutes ago, ebinmaine said: Nice reference to a timeless classic there. I be well known throughout the land as Eric the Grey. Greatest fear of the North Atlantic seas. Even the fabled Vikings won't tread near my vicinity. Ya Bucked -Toothed Barnacle! Don't ye know The Vikings wither in the North every year? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,481 #8 Posted September 19, 2022 39 minutes ago, ri702bill said: You mean like a 1/2" - 9/16" open end wench!!! ??? Not sure it be them sizes, or maybe it be da whole set? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edgro 677 #9 Posted September 19, 2022 What did the pirate say when he was kicked in the crotch? Arrg Menard's 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 48,821 #10 Posted September 19, 2022 Arggg.. best get your headgear @Achto a wench stole it 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,481 #11 Posted September 19, 2022 Well shiver me timbers. Them Wisconsin pirates do dance a fancy step. But da one on the left do appear to be wearin' a bed pan on his head. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,528 #12 Posted September 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, rmaynard said: . But da one on the left do appear to be wearin' a bed pan on his head. Aye laddy. It only appears that way cuz that's what be happ'nin. I'm just hopin' for the sake of 'is fellowshipmates that the installation occurred... Pre use 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaynard 15,481 #13 Posted September 19, 2022 Just now, ebinmaine said: I'm just hopin' for the sake of 'is fellowshipmates that the installation occurred... Pre use Be drinkin' enough rum and it don't matter 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 67,528 #14 Posted September 19, 2022 Just now, rmaynard said: Be drinkin' enough rum and it don't matter That be a fair statement Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex175 784 #15 Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) Arr, I be stickin' to me title o' Captain o' da Red Seas (C's) I don't be needing no fancy names... That mostly be 'cause @SylvanLakeWH already nabbed the best one wit' 3 hours ago, SylvanLakeWH said: Black Hood the Fearless Edited September 19, 2022 by Alex175 to sound more piratey 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ri702bill 8,326 #16 Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) To digress a wee bit - a fun fact about wooden ships. Double pawed cats, known as Polydactlys, originated in England and were the preferred "Ratters" aboard ship. They could climb better and catch more rodents with their vast array of sharp claws than regular cats. Many have descendants here in New England - we have one. Unlike the picture, ours is a "Double-double" - extra toes and claws on all 4 feet - she has 27 all told (had 28 but one toe was so deformed and had it removed - she was walking on it) And yes, she does have the front "Thumbs" like in the picture and she can actually turn door knobs.... she's got a good reach on the front paws - the scars on the puppy's nose can attest to that..... Edited September 19, 2022 by ri702bill 3 1 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davem1111 2,030 #17 Posted September 19, 2022 Arrr, me hearties! It be me most favrit day o' the yar! You deck swabbers can call me Yellow Seamus Seadog today. (I airen't usin' a name gen'rator to get that, either. Anyone says so, they be walkin' the plank). 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy11 5,714 #18 Posted September 19, 2022 I got nothin' but... Don 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 48,821 #19 Posted September 19, 2022 3 hours ago, ri702bill said: Double pawed cats, known as Polydactlys, Aaarrggg Matey... me thinks you be pullin my peg leg... any double crossin pirate worth his pint knows a cat's paw is a nautical hitch in the form of two loops or eyes in the bight of a line used for attaching a hook. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 48,821 #20 Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) 8 hours ago, rmaynard said: But da one on the left do appear to be wearin' a bed pan on his head. Argg matey a bed pan it tiz and a right handy place to keep it whenst we drink our ale... Keeps it handy for the dancing too mateys... we real pirates like more bedpan ... er cowbell! Aaarrgg matey me think me drunks.. the wenches all be lookin good... Edited September 19, 2022 by WHX?? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 25,577 #21 Posted September 19, 2022 29 minutes ago, WHX?? said: Aaarrggg Matey... me thinks you be pullin my peg leg... any double crossin pirate worth his pint knows a cat's paw is a nautical hitch in the form of two loops or eyes in the bight of a line used for attaching a hook. You be correct @WHX?? matey… tis a “hitch”… however, your blimey googly pic claims be it a “knot” in the last drawing’… off with yer head!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handy Don 12,232 #22 Posted September 19, 2022 49 minutes ago, WHX?? said: Aaarrggg Matey... me thinks you be pullin my peg leg... any double crossin pirate worth his pint knows a cat's paw is a nautical hitch in the form of two loops or eyes in the bight of a line used for attaching a hook. Right useful when Capt. Hook has to carry something, I'd imagine. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EB-80/8inPA 1,641 #23 Posted September 19, 2022 Don’t keelhaul me, bro! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ri702bill 8,326 #24 Posted September 19, 2022 2 hours ago, WHX?? said: Aaarrggg Matey... me thinks you be pullin my peg leg... any double crossin pirate worth his pint knows a cat's paw is a nautical hitch My dog disagrees - and has the swipe marks to proove it !!!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 48,821 #25 Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) Shiver me timbers Bob ... just saw on the news it be national talk like a pirate day... argg ye be saved from Davey Jones locker... off to the Briggs & the green & yellows with ya tho ... have yer thumbs stretched... ye thirty toed cats ain't showing up fer muster... ye won't be seein that fine brace of pistols either matey... Edited September 19, 2022 by WHX?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
